Soparla din mine ?!?

March 25th, 2008

Daca e sa o luam ca atare , soparla e o reptila mica , mare sau medie , lenesa si foarte agila .

Eu , soparla suprema … sau mai bine zis “gusteru” suprem . Imi place sa lenevesc , dar nu la soare ci undeva la racoare cu o sticla de bere ( 2 litri si foarte rece ) si un pachet de tigari ; eventual si un calculator sa am langa mine , buda , provizii pentru cateva zile ( twix , cola si multe portii de cartofi prajiti ) si o fata plina de energie care sa-mi permita sa stau linistit in timp ce ea face toata treaba . Agilitate am in mine destula , mai ales acuma in timp ce scriu “articolul” … Stii cum imi misc degetele ? Nici nu iti poti imagina , viteza melcului indragostit . Pana la urma zace cate o soparla in fiecare barbat , daca stii pe cineva caruia sa nu-i placa sa leneveasca ai o cafea / suc de la mine ( daca stii vreun barbat caruia sa nu-i placa sa leneveasca , ca de fete am sa scriu altadata ) . Te-am pupat daca esti fata iar in cazul in care esti plina de energie si nu stii semnificatia cuvantului virgina anunta-ma AICI !!!

Articol scris pentru concursul organizat de Tuatara si Buddha .

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March 25th, 2008 at 16:37
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  1. Oana :)
    October 5th, 2008 at 08:56
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    ba nu , eu sunt cea mai mare lenesa ! dimineata de abia ma trezesc din pat , casc intr-una si imi ia o ora pana sa scot un cuvant. fuck school !

  2. bunelu
    October 5th, 2008 at 16:04
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    Hai sa ne batem sa vedem care e mai lenes Grin



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